Let's start of lightly, with some toys!
Why not give your child a razor to play with, so he really learns how to shave himself before his face starts to get too hairy?!
Or why not a gun! Ok, I know it says in the ad that this is not a toy. But it also says that it's absolutely safe, and that accidental discharge is impossible. So what's the harm if the child wants to play with it?!
The best thing would probably be if everyone in your family had a rifle of their own. How fun wouldn't that be! That way you could all play together. What a jolly good time!
Lovely ads! But let's move on to some heavier stuff - sexual degradation!
Lucky her! Now he doesn't have to punish her tonight...
Remember this boys: Never take a girl with you if you're gonna go mountain climbing! They will just be "a drag"!
Wow! Amazing! I really need to get one of those bottles. I'm single, and without a boyfriend I never get any ketchup with my pasta - since, as a woman, I can't open it myself. Until now!!!
Yeah baby! Just come over here and blow me in the face!
Of course it's not always illegal to kill a woman! Men get away with it all the time! Just read the news...
Don't forget to take your vitamins ladies! You wouldn't want to disappoint your husbands, would you?!
I totally agrees with this man! Coffee is important, and I usually spank people when they bring me a bad tasting cup too!
Lie down for your man!
While we're on the subject of degrading people, why not get into some racism too?!
In reality there is no such thing as "white" and "black" people. The only difference is that the white looking people are using "Fairy Soap"...
But if the "Fairy Soap" wont do it, you can always try "Chlorinol"!
That's all for today! If anyone feels offended by this post, I'm sorry. My purpose was just to show you the difference in thinking between "then" and "now". I guess "the good old days", weren't always "the good old days"...